longanyssa asked: 1-40 :D
1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom?
“Will you be my Valentine ?” I’m scared to ask this one girl I’ve been talking to lately.
2. What’s something you hide about your personality?
Nothing. I think hiding something about myself is unethical.
3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with?
People think that I’m just all book smart, fat, and nerdy. In fact, I am very fit, and can probably kick your ass.
4. How do you deal with criticism?
I take it, and go do my own thing.
5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
I don’t really understand the meaning of “sweet” in this context.
6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Again, I don’t know what “sweet” means.
7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
I would’ve answered the last two questions if I fucking knew what “sweet” meant.
8. Describe your favourite texture.
Texture ? Huh ?
9. Trigger warning: Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you?
I guess there was this one earthquake in the Philippines. It made me love earthquakes (not that I want one to happen).
10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
I’ll post that later.
11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
Lunch with Severus Snape. He’s the most badass person ever.
12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration?
Everyone is my inspiration. It makes me strive to be better than them. All of them.
13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion?
Give us your money and we’ll charge you for not paying anything to the IRS.
14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears?
Pink boxers with unicorns and violins.
15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do?
Go in to the octagon with no experience whatsoever. And fight.
16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why?
Carbon. Why ? Because I’m in everyone, and everyone needs me. HAHAHA.
17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do?
They yell at me for doing exactly what they told me to do. Even when I do the fucking chores.
18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question.
I’ll say I’m most like Rapunzel. I was in a house with no friends but a piano… For like the longest time in my life. And my favorite princess, if she were a princess, would be JANE. YES. She’s soo unf… And she has that accent.
19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
My weapon would be my whole body. Just like Chuck fucking Norris. And my line would be, “Well, there goes another bitch.”
20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with?
Fan theory ?
21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night?
Another day, another chance to be better.
22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you?
I cannot fathom what this question is about…
23. What motivates you in life?
God, and the urge to be better than everyone at everything. I’m not conceited though, it’s this competitive thing with me.
24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that?
Football. I got sacked once and dislocated my shoulder, from then on, I’ve never played it.
25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives?
I’ll kill every single one of those motherfuckers.
26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why?
I’d be a Hydra. One head gets cut, three grows. Just like me, I get knocked down, I come back three times better. And I guess this also answers the second part.
27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had.
I snuck out with Matt and Rachel, then I almost got arrested by a cop. I told him they were my cousins and that our parents let us out. I still laugh at that dumbass cop.
28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life.
When my cousin deliberately grabbed my crotch…
29. What’s something that scares you about the future?
Will I ever get in to college ? Will I be what I want to be ?
30. List 5 quirky things about yourself.
I like speeches, I hate people who give speeches, I eat a lot, I don’t gain weight, and I lose a lot of weight.
31. Describe your dream library.
Books of all sorts everywhere, and whatever I wanted to read flew into my hands.
32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned?
Probably my piano… I had to sell it when we moved to New York.
33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
I would be the legit scariest and most exciting shit ever.
34. Do you have any “rules” about food?
Nothing super fattening, nothing not contenting.
35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
If y’all love each other, go for it. I don’t really care.
36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about?
I tell everyone everything… There’s nothing I wouldn’t say unless they don’t ask.
37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
June 7. It was probably the best improve way to ask a girl out. Ever. I still remember it to this day.
38. How do you approach social situations?
A little hi and off to a super long conversation we go.
39. What is your ideal bed? Why?
I like my bed. It’s comfortable. And it smells nice.
40. Post a short excerpt of your life.
I’ll post this later too.
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