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caligirliniowa: bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:19:53 -0700

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

mary had a little lamb..

lady gaga… hahahahaha

reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic….Do Not...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:04:48 -0700

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

freshorphresh: Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:55:47 -0700

freshorphresh:

Presenting Horrible Movie Clichés, an illustrated guide, brought to you by the New York International Latino Film Festival.

ahighsteppingsatyr: majestic-beard: 2nd gif is the look of...

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:54:23 -0700

ahighsteppingsatyr:

majestic-beard:

2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming

3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even

it’s always so fun to watch hosts and non cast members do SNL skits cuz they have to try hella hard to not break character

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Mon, 06 May 2013 20:41:12 -0700

badtexter: happy sinko de mayo

Mon, 06 May 2013 20:40:34 -0700

badtexter:

happy sinko de mayo

l0vebuscus: kentuckydarby: She looks so surprised at what...

Fri, 03 May 2013 11:51:27 -0700

l0vebuscus:

kentuckydarby:

She looks so surprised at what happened

what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer?

she totally missed the nail

The same dream… From two years ago. The exact same dream… Why ? You’re happy...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 04:15:33 -0700

The same dream… From two years ago. The exact same dream… Why ? You’re happy now and you’re doing very well. What have I got to do with any of that ? If so, then why did I dream about you ? It’s not as though that’d ever happen, but it seemed so real. Maybe closure is what really needs to happen.. Or maybe not. I’ve asked for one measly reason, one thing, one explanation for years, and frankly, I’ve gone hopeless about it.

Well go on then. You’re still very beautiful, and I hope he’s doing you well. Who am I kidding ? Of course he is, I know him like that. Well… Yeah..

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles....

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:50:39 -0700

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

the-absolute-best-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!) This post has...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:49:02 -0700

the-absolute-best-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

fyeahmainer: motivationintohabit: I’ve never hit the reblog...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:48:19 -0700

fyeahmainer:

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

This dog is 500% done

Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:41:52 -0700

Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]

helltothenaw: barack-rocks: chillymilly: I NEARLY PISSED...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:34:08 -0700

helltothenaw:

barack-rocks:

chillymilly:

I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

Crying

Cried during actual movie because THIS

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:32:47 -0700

hentaiviewer666: somke maps 420 explore it

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:30:11 -0700

hentaiviewer666:

somke maps 420 explore it

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 09:29:40 -0700

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:12:56 -0700

yellowbearr: pleeeaaaassseeeeee

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 09:12:07 -0700

yellowbearr:

pleeeaaaassseeeeee

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Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:43:31 -0700

List of Harry Potter Spells

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:37:13 -0700

Accio: Brings an object to you
Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand
Alohomora: Opens locks
Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible
Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra”
Avifors: Turns things into birds
Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand
Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima”
Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened.
Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode
Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused
Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye
Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly
Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered
Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control
Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces
Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password
Duro: Turns an item to stone.
Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person
Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen
Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds.
Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed
Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus
Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand
Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets!
Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped
Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell
Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell
Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire
Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards
Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils
Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini).
Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape
Immobulus: Immobilizes the target
Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you
Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person
Impervius: Repels water from a surface
Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent
Incendio: Lights a fire
Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories
Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air
Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell
Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together
Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima”
Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another
Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another
Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark
Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation
Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos”
Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event
Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand
Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally
Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass
Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location.
Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast
Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent
Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”
Reducio: Shrinks an item
Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces
Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held
Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up
Reparo: Repairs broken items
Repello: Repels something
Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles
Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed
Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled
Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying
Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location
Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface
Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword
Serpensortia: Conjures a snake
Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound.
Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice
Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily
Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably
Tergeo: Scours something clean
Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole
Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate